10 Things Your Mom Never Told You
10 Things Your Mom Never Told You
Pregnant. There it was, clear as day, two blue lines staring back at me from the small pregnancy test I had just purchased. I double checked… One line =...
When Happily Ever After Is Not Happy
When Happily Ever After Is Not Happy
As a young girl, I was convinced that the most beautiful sentence in the English language was “and they lived happily ever after.” Every worthwhile fairytale had to end...
Ants (or… Spiders?) In My Pants
Ants (or… Spiders?) In My Pants
My worse nightmare has come true. And to make matters worse, I did not even know it was my worse nightmare until it happened. In fact, I did not even...
Mirrors Lie
Mirrors Lie
Here I am. It’s 10:00 am on a Friday and I have done absolutely NOTHING. I have been standing in front of my bathroom mirror for the past hour…...
You Can’t Put An Age Limit On Your Life
You Can’t Put An Age Limit On Your Life
When I was in high school, I used to map out my life. I had a little list of what I believed to be the perfect pattern for my...
Ladies: Your Husband is Not a Dog
Ladies: Your Husband is Not a Dog
I don’t know what is more frustrating, trying to train a dog… … Or your husband. Which is why I choose to opt out. When I got married I...
