From The Mouth Of Babes
From The Mouth Of Babes
You know how little kids say things that most adults would literally never say? Things that are not socially acceptable, or are technically rude to say aloud? Obviously, in...
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The Picture I Didn’t Take
The Picture I Didn’t Take
Dear Daughter, You were picture perfect this morning. I woke up and saw you laying there, your chubby cheeks looked extra chubby, your little mouth with its full pink...
When Happily Ever After Is Not Happy
When Happily Ever After Is Not Happy
As a young girl, I was convinced that the most beautiful sentence in the English language was “and they lived happily ever after.” Every worthwhile fairytale had to end...
Ants (or… Spiders?) In My Pants
Ants (or… Spiders?) In My Pants
My worse nightmare has come true. And to make matters worse, I did not even know it was my worse nightmare until it happened. In fact, I did not even...
Mirrors Lie
Mirrors Lie
Here I am. It’s 10:00 am on a Friday and I have done absolutely NOTHING. I have been standing in front of my bathroom mirror for the past hour…...
What I Gave Up The Day I Got Married
What I Gave Up The Day I Got Married
I was married at the young age of 19. Yup, I know… besides possibly setting a new record… I am also “crazy.” But, don’t worry, you don’t need to...
Disclosure
Disclosure
Alright, before you read anything on this blog, let’s get one thing straight: I don’t claim to know everything about life. I mean, come on people. I still haven’t...
